Why can't women put on mascara with their mouths closed?
Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavoring, but diswashing liquid is made with real lemons?
Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?
Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
2 comments:
-- Why do we park in driveways, but drive on parkways?
-- Why does Hawaii have interstate highways?
...Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
...Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?
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